i don’t expect much from my friends. i don’t make you fill out an application and have a 2 week waiting period. but the one thing that i do ask is that you know how to shut your damn mouth!

now this may seem minor to most people but to me it’s a big issue. i was out from work last week. i told sexy enigma, big bossman and my “girl” youngin the reason why i was going to be out. my sister had surgery and she just needed some help around the house. everybody else that asked, i told them i was out. that’s all they need to know. now… youngin is my girl… or at least i thought. she’s dating my brother in law, i let her spend the night at my house so that they could ya know.. get them a lil bit… i treat her to starbucks and that shit ain’t cheap.  now i also have to say that this chick ain’t too bright. i mean simple shit eludes her but she’s a sweetheart.  i get back to work today… minding my own business. i’m not even on the freaking clock yet when the one eye wonder pops her ass in my face. calm down… breathe in… breathe out! this mofo goes on and on about how she missed me last week and all that.  then she goes “well how was your vacation? well not that you could have fun.” i raise the eyebrow and respond, “how do you know if i had fun or not?” she says, “well didn’t your sister have surgery and you had to watch her 3 kids cause she’s not married?” yeah my head snapped back and forth like whoa what the… i’ve never shared that shit with her. i don’t even like her! i let her know that i sat with my sister and her kids didn’t need to be “watched” as they are intelligent and my sister is divorced. by my tone, she  knew she has crossed into unfriendly territory. i was ready for youngin to bop her ass through the door. when she did show up, i was on the phone with my sister, checking on her.  so when i get off, she wants to be all friendly. i was like “good morning” and it was dry as croutons. i told her that she needs to learn to keep her mouth shut! she was like “why what happened?” i relayed the conversation that i had with one-eyed susan and she was like “oh my bad”.  your bad? your bad?! so i normally text b-i-l in the morning to say hey how ya doing. i told him that his girl talks too much and give him the story. he says that she “apologized” and then asked if i told her not to tell anyone. another head shake as i slammed my phone shut on that bullshit.  now if you are my ace… my girl… certain things are just common sense and should not have to be explained. things like don’t tell shit to someone that NEITHER one of us like!!! her excuse was that she kept asking her where i was. i looked at her with as much disdain that i have for one eyes susan and said “well you should have told her to call me and ask me where i was and if i wanted her to know then i would have told her mydamnself!”

so now she’s on my list. she’s not an enemy but she’s not my girl anymore. she’s an at work friend. my brother in law is trying like hell to make it like it was.  sorry sweetie.  it’s gonna take some time.  she has to earn her VIP rights back.  hubby told me that i should let it go. i have let it go. i’m not mad.  i’m even going on a triple date with them this weekend.  but i be damn if she comes back to my house so that they can get their weekly nut.

cross me once, shame on you. cross me twice… well that ain’t gonna happen so don’t even think about it.